Reason 185: When I can’t eat anymore but there’s still pizza left

Reason 184: When someone asks if I’m hungry

Reason 183: When I embarrass myself publicly, but then try to pretend like nothing happened

Reason 182

Shadow is the antichrist of the crayon family. 

Reason 181

That we just created a crayon rainbow. DAMN the colors that don’t belong. 

Reason 180
That we are actually two perfectly capable females. However, we are actually Patrick and Spongebob. 

Reason 180


That we are actually two perfectly capable females. However, we are actually Patrick and Spongebob. 

(Source: crazylooneytunes, via ilovetolaughlol)

Reason 179
Our thoughts this evening. As we color and organize crayons. 

Reason 179

Our thoughts this evening. As we color and organize crayons. 

(Source: fyeahthatssoraven, via disneyfoodtravel)

Watching Marley & Me

Reason 178

That time one of us was sad, so the other one of us had that person watch Marley and Me. 

eazve:

The scene where Marley dies 

Reason 177
That we are so much like Donkey from Shrek 

Reason 177

That we are so much like Donkey from Shrek 

(Source: sandysouls)

Reason 176
All I want is to cuddle with a boy and nap. 

Reason 176

All I want is to cuddle with a boy and nap. 

(via ifyouonlyknew20)

Reason 175

I want to go find a hill. I want to lay on said hill. I want to roll down the hill. Then I want to find the carnies and beg them to take me with them. 

Reason 174

We are a box of sensicle popsicles. I call banana. 

Reason 173

How funny I find this, and all the people I want to apply it to. 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt?
Boy: Breaking through the earth’s crust ascending from hell.

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(Source: most-awkward-moments, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Reason 172
My question of the day for almost all those I have encountered thus far. 

Reason 172

My question of the day for almost all those I have encountered thus far. 

(Source: lovequotesrus, via d-0mino)

Reason 171

Scheduling cheesecake reunions…